jayblackcomedy on Twitter

2/22 @ 9:23 AM

jayblackcomedy - So much coffee is in me, I might evolve into the next stage of humanity on air @WIPMorningShow & @rheahughes. Listen: http://t.co/S8yNkFsKSA Retweet | Reply | Link

2/22 @ 7:33 AM

jayblackcomedy - 9:40 AM- @WIPMorningShow with @rheahughes. My daughter threw up all night. So tired there's a chance I'll start speaking in tongues! Listen! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/21 @ 11:33 PM

jayblackcomedy - It's a John Cafferty and "Hearts on Fire" kind of night. #Dragooooooooo Retweet | Reply | Link

2/20 @ 9:26 PM

jayblackcomedy - Back stage in Atlantic City. I assure you that this Johnnie Walker is purely medicinal. http://t.co/LkKm5jTyr5 Retweet | Reply | Link

2/20 @ 4:18 PM

jayblackcomedy - Aww shucks :) RT @tinkgirl_09: Congrats to @jayblackcomedy on winning comic of the year at @TheAPCA !!! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/20 @ 2:46 PM

jayblackcomedy - Working on a "RomCom" script called "I Saw You Kiss Someone & Got Mad But It Turns Out That Someone Kissed You FIRST & It's All A Mistake." Retweet | Reply | Link

2/20 @ 12:44 PM

jayblackcomedy - It's my favorite thing to mix carbonation and syrup with! RT @carlycorio: I get so confused when people say they don't like water...? Retweet | Reply | Link

2/20 @ 2:22 AM

jayblackcomedy - For all you English nerds: I thought this was a good examination of Frost's "The Road Not Taken": http://t.co/qFC6HYpA #nowbacktopoopjokes Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 11:01 PM

jayblackcomedy - 65 twitter followers away from 1,000. That's when the *big* money starts rolling in... Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 9:11 PM

jayblackcomedy - Agreed. But a lousy kisser. RT @michaelkent: RT @upinthechurch: Seeing @michaelkent all over Nashville! #bestmagicianever #NACA13 Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 8:43 PM

jayblackcomedy - Thanks! (And for staying!) You guys rocked! #naca13 RT @MsLadyy_Raveyy: @jayblackcomedy you were awesome in showcase! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 8:23 PM

jayblackcomedy - Thanks #naca13 - got a chance to do the nationals! Now, if I can *also* karate-fight a meth-crazed donkey tonight, my bucket list is clear! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 8:13 PM

jayblackcomedy - Agreed! RT @VinnnyB920: I liked that shout out and screams for future special ed teachers #naca13 Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 6:27 PM

jayblackcomedy - Agreed! RT @LaureateKnits: @jayblackcomedy good luck with the showcase! We need to get together soon with you, @CLKuski, & Kristina! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 3:59 PM

jayblackcomedy - Small dip due to S60 alum Josh Duhamel's movie opening. RT @MattAlbie60: Ratings are in: 207.4 million people watched Studio 60 last Friday Retweet | Reply | Link

2/19 @ 2:54 PM

jayblackcomedy - View from the stage at sound check for NACA Nationals and/or the exact number of people who want to see me shirtless. http://t.co/LfHBDNzZ Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 11:45 PM

jayblackcomedy - My wife doesn't let me travel with testosterone. RT @MegzF: @jayblackcomedy Jay! Did you forget to take your testosterone supplements today? Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 10:53 PM

jayblackcomedy - If you're not moved by the Ewan McGregor "Your Song" cover from Moulin Rouge, you are a robot and Harrison Ford is coming to "retire" you. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 8:30 PM

jayblackcomedy - Just got a Taco Bell loyalty card. If I eat there 6 out of the next 10 days, they'll call the suicide prevention hotline for me! #convenient Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 4:48 PM

jayblackcomedy - Ladies, do you want to know what sexual attraction is like for a man? Imagine that you're walking past a mall Cinnabon (except forever). Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 4:37 PM

jayblackcomedy - The impromptu all-white Motown revue at the Johnny Rockets in the Opry Mills Mall in Nashville is equal parts the best and worst thing ever. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/18 @ 4:08 PM

jayblackcomedy - Fantasy: the spambot who posts "I make $72/hr. from home!" blog comments has to justify himself to IBM's Watson at Robot Thanksgiving. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/17 @ 6:48 PM

jayblackcomedy - Underrated 80s hotness: Geena Davis in "Earth Girls are Easy." Congress should commission a marble statue of her bikini from that movie... Retweet | Reply | Link

2/16 @ 8:15 PM

jayblackcomedy - I'm there next week! Tuesday through Sunday! RT @kristinnn_del: @jayblackcomedy come back to AC! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/16 @ 4:33 PM

jayblackcomedy - The Super 8 in Nashville is an embarrassment to both hotels and the *actual* number 8. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/15 @ 5:16 PM

jayblackcomedy - Saw an abandoned skating rink. Business idea: swingers club with a giant hump-floor! That's opportunity you smell! (Or fat people sex sweat) Retweet | Reply | Link

2/15 @ 2:50 PM

jayblackcomedy - I hope if one day an asteroid *does* destroy earth our last act is to beam twitter out into space. Aliens should know how snarky we were. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/15 @ 2:07 PM

jayblackcomedy - Marlton! Go see my buddy! RT @ComedyScott: At Comedy Cabaret in Marlton tomorrow night unless a meteor hits #idstilldomyset Retweet | Reply | Link

2/15 @ 9:58 AM

jayblackcomedy - Great time on @WIPMorningShow! Have a great weekend @rheahughes & @nufced! We can all start drinking in 3..2..1.. (J/K! I'm already drunk). Retweet | Reply | Link

2/15 @ 9:25 AM

jayblackcomedy - On the @WIPMorningShow with @rheahughes & @nufced at 9:40 AM. If that meteor hits, you'll want some entertainment as the world ends! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/14 @ 9:16 PM

jayblackcomedy - About to do a Valentine's Day show at @UNCLEVINNIESCC - place is packed. Apparently my comedy is considered foreplay. http://t.co/CPFz53Vw Retweet | Reply | Link

2/14 @ 2:50 PM

jayblackcomedy - Alternate name for my Enrico Fermi porn: "The Chicago Pile". Retweet | Reply | Link

2/14 @ 2:49 PM

jayblackcomedy - So tired! I spent the morning working on a porn version of the life of Enrico Fermi called "Critical Ass". Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 3:04 PM

jayblackcomedy - Serious question: how many times a day do you use the phrase "This kitty's got claws"? Because I'm averaging 7 or 8. That seems a tad high. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 12:42 PM

jayblackcomedy - Trying to coax my father into a smart phone. I feel like a Buy'N'Large exec trying to talk an Axiom passenger into a flying milkshake chair. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 11:34 AM

jayblackcomedy - #ThermostatGate The real question now is what temperature did the president know Rubio's thermostat was set at and when did he know it? Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 11:31 AM

jayblackcomedy - BREAKING: Grandparents of democratic operatives have been linked to an unauthorized adjusting of the thermostat in Rubio's studio! #scandal Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 11:24 AM

jayblackcomedy - Been in a good mood all day. Makes me suspicion. Very suspicious. Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 9:14 AM

jayblackcomedy - TV Show Idea: Kim Jong Un and I travel the country eating at the nation's top restaurants AND (here's the twist) solving mysteries! Retweet | Reply | Link

2/13 @ 8:37 AM

jayblackcomedy - .@AdamReigner Loving #HouseOfCards - question: if there was NO show except Kevin Spacey talking snarky for an hour would it be just as good? Retweet | Reply | Link

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